Janitor- overnight

Janitor- Overnight

Do you have HEART? We are looking for individuals who can embrace our mission to purposely brighten and enrich the lives of those we serve with HEART; Hospitality, Excellence, Appreciation, Respect & Teamwork. In this role you will maintain the cleanliness of public areas, offices, and complete other general cleaning tasks as assigned to keep the building pristine.

Attention nocturnal neat freaks and midnight mess-busters! We're assembling an elite team of After-Dark Avengers for our Victor, NY cleaning crew. As our Overnight Janitor Supreme, you'll wield the Infinity Mop to snap away dirt and bring balance to our sparkling universe while mere mortals slumber.

• Embark on nightly cleaning quests, wielding your Mjlnir Mop and Vibranium Vacuum to vanquish villainous dirt from every dimension of our facility
• Play "Trash Tag : Endgame" by emptying receptacles and replacing liners faster than Quicksilver on caffeine
• Channel your inner Germ-Terminator to sanitize restrooms, break rooms, and common areas, leaving no microbe unzapped
• Keep our supplies flowing smoother than Thor's luscious locks by refilling soap dispensers and restocking paper products
• Moonlight as Tony Stark, changing light bulbs and reporting repair needs (Iron Man suit optional, but encouraged)
• Master the art of chemical alchemy, using cleaning potions that would make even Snape jealous
• Transform into {NAME} at shift's end, ensuring all doors and windows are locked tighter than S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters
• Treat cleaning equipment like your loyal Pokmon, keeping them battle-ready and evolving their cleaning powers
• Be our Nightcrawler, teleporting through the facility to report any mischief (damages, safety hazards, or security concerns) to the Day-Walkers
• Become the Captain America of cleanliness, leading your mop and bucket troops to victory against the forces of filth
• Channel your inner Spider-Man when duty calls, swinging into action to respond to resident safety concerns and emergency alarms with great power and great responsibility
• Hourly pay $16.50 - $18.00

Remember, in this role, you're not just cleaning you're the Guardian of the Spotless Galaxy, creating a pristine canvas for daytime operations. So grab your Infinity Gauntlet (aka cleaning caddy), activate your Spidey-senses, and get ready to make our facility shine brighter than the Tesseract!

Mop Maestro : You've got more cleaning experience than Mr. Clean has muscles!

Gadget Guru : You wield a vacuum like Thor wields his hammer

Safety Superhero : You're basically Captain {NAME}, but with a mop instead of a shield

DIY Dynamo : Your fix-it skills would make MacGyver jealous

Dirt Detective : You spot grime faster than Sherlock spots clues

Time Lord : You clean so efficiently, we suspect you might be a secret Time Lord with a TARDIS disguised as a janitor's cart

Nighttime Ninja : You've got more energy at midnight than most people have after three espressos

Punctuality Jedi : You're so on time, you arrive before you even leave

Nocturnal Rockstar : When the sun goes down, you're ready to clean up like it's a sold-out concert

Diploma Dazzler : High school diploma preferred (bonus points if it's cleaned to a sparkly shine)

Certification Sensation : Any relevant certifications are like power-ups in your cleaning game

Transportation Wizard : You've got a reliable way to get to work (broomsticks and magic carpets pending approval)

Squeaky Clean Past : Must pass a background check (we promise not to judge your embarrassing high school yearbook photos)

Customer Service Jedi : You use your mind tricks to leave every space spotless

Zen Master of Mess : You stay cooler than a cucumber in a freezer, even when facing the apocalypse of spills

Lone Wolf (but friendly) : You work independently but wouldn't mind howling at the moon occasionally

Time-Bending Talent : Available to work 10-12 hour shifts on Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays (time turner not included)

Remember, in this role, you're not just a janitor you're a Nocturnal Neat-Freak Ninja on a mission to make our facility sparkle brighter than a disco ball! If you think you've got what it takes to join our league of extraordinary cleaners, apply now and let's mop this town!